RFK decrees pool tablets safe and effective dietary supplement

False dichotomy, much?

The phrase is “leopards ate my face” but I like where your head is at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Moochers! Where are their bootstraps?!

Because nothing rehabilitates criminals better than cutting them off from their families. smh

"… which we don’t. "

For a short while, that must have smelled amazing