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  • Or you can get your fat ass up. It is almost always PEBKAC. You aren’t working and I am trying to. Go take a shit or smoke or gab in someone else’s office.

    I will track you down when it is fixed or I need to show you what you are doing wrong.

    Especially annoying with laptop users.

    Look, I am a tall guy, and your desk is so damn low I could use it as a urinal.

    Just get out of the chair so I don’t have to strain my back and eyes to figure out why you can’t use your computer.

    If you come at me with that energy, I will grab an intern and have them waste your entire afternoon while they google how to fix something I could have done in two minutes had you just gone into the break room and grabbed coffee or some shit.



  • You rocked Contra without the Konami code?

    Playthrough or it didn’t happen.

    Dude, the 90’s was mostly couch co-op. I don’t believe this post.

    Even on my third play through of Fallout 1, my friends knew I was cheating, but I was doing so as I wanted to know every quest.

    PVP cheating is shit, but there was barely PVP in the 90’s.

    Sorry, but as a 90’s kid, nobody was talking any shit unless they were being a braggart about beating something like Contra or Gradius III using the Konami code.

    And being cheap in Street Fighter II only led to combo systems that you see in every fighting game today.

    So what examples are you actually giving with “cheating” in the 90’s?



  • What in the hell is gay about this?

    I have two cats: one male and one female. Both were spayed/neutured.

    They will cuddle and clean one another.

    They also want to cuddle and clean me.

    Now: am I cat-gay now? Am I bi-catual.

    I don’t think the bull wanted to mount the donkey.

    But it seems like a wonderful and interesting friendship. Cool as fuck.

    But whoever wrote this article needs to grow up a bit, or perhaps the researchers.

    Nothing appeared homosexual.

    The bull was able to smell the donkey’s ass, which is surprising:

    The donkey’s instinct is to kick, while the bull’s is to charge.

    So that was so cool. Think about the trust they must have for one another.

    That was my takeaway. Think of the number of humans who have been kicked by a donkey or gored by a bull.

    And these dudes are chilling.

    And more importantly, I think that it is strange how the post is inferring sexuality so strongly.










  • In regards to php and js, unless you are talking about node.js, they are in opposition.

    In regards to asp.net, everyone other than windows corporate fanboys dogged the shit out of it. I got hired to a firm who asked for example code, and I submitted a php CRUD that I wrote in just a few hours.

    Go through all the paperwork and basic onboarding: and it is asp.net. Fixed a couple of obvious bugs the first couple of days but quit.

    Ruby on Rails got a lot of hype from my friend back in the day, but he wasn’t much of a programmer but kept pushing me to learn it. Just wasn’t my jam.

    I find that perl, php, python, and js are my most used approaches for web dev. Everything else I write in assembly. /joking, just had one class on it, and to those who can develop in pure assembly, I will bend my fucking knee. "Forgive me, m’Lord, for I am but a simple man. Please afford me forgiveness for needing just a little bit of abstraction. I know I don’t deserve it.



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    Doom. Meh. Pointless. Not practical.

    Now, running Doom from a database and acheiving 30 fps, now that’s impressive. Installing linux on your car’s computer, very impressive. Doom on your car’s computer?

    Well good job lowering the resale value. I pray they got the bluetooth and GPS to work.

    How are you this daft that I have to spend a week to explain my point?


  • More like corporate welfare. Windows 10 was touted as just going to be called Windows, no more versions persè as it would be just an agile rolling release.

    Then Intel was like, “these peeps are using 24 year old computers and slapping SSDs in them… we need to do something to get people to buy computers, Micro$lop.”

    And they replied with Windows 11, which forced people to buy new Intel hardware, slapped a new UI that is buggy and gross, threw in copilot, and it takes a ton of registry edits to make the damn thing usable for me.

    Anout to go back to BSD or just say, “fuck technology” and become an electrician.