Or you can get your fat ass up. It is almost always PEBKAC. You aren’t working and I am trying to. Go take a shit or smoke or gab in someone else’s office.
I will track you down when it is fixed or I need to show you what you are doing wrong.
Especially annoying with laptop users.
Look, I am a tall guy, and your desk is so damn low I could use it as a urinal.
Just get out of the chair so I don’t have to strain my back and eyes to figure out why you can’t use your computer.
If you come at me with that energy, I will grab an intern and have them waste your entire afternoon while they google how to fix something I could have done in two minutes had you just gone into the break room and grabbed coffee or some shit.











And your shit ain’t getting fixed.
You have to justify your job. Good luck.
I could sit at your desk from my desk. Just stop being a pointless prick. You aren’t that important.