Who are the billionaires that Massie and Khanna just outed?

Weeks huh? Pretty sure they said that about Iraq too

don’t you EVER accuse me of a crime

Fuck you bitch nobody is above the law (in theory…)

Lmaooo as if anyone really doubted that he was killed… I mean come on people.

Jesus fuckin christ the lengths these people will go to to protect pedophiles

La dee da, la dee da, oh shit the midterms sucked for me! Time to say they’re not honest! What’s that you say? Oh they were actually good for me? Uhh never mind guys! They’re totally honest!

This headline happens so often that it’s boring. (Which is part of the problem I know) We all know he’s going to claim the election results are rigged, we all know he’s going to say he won no matter what, we all know this and that and all the rest. We’ve seen it all before

Mike Johnson washes Trump’s balls with Barron’s armpit sweat. Can I prove that? No, because it happened so far upstream.

…baby?

Fun fact, and i think this is true – they are called the right whale because whaling ship lookouts would look for the “right” (correct) whale for their oil content.

TIL I am highly paid

This is beside the point but PLEASE stop calling it a ballroom. It’s a bunker, data center, situation room, and whatever the fuck else they decide to pack in there

I do not give a rats ass about the poor agents’ morale

THERE WILL BE ANOTHER SHITHEAD RIGHT BEHIND HIM when the fuck will you people get it. Tear the cancer out at the root

The tightrope being walked by Leavitt comes as administration officials privately said they see the shooting as an unintentional error by agents who got spooked by a possible unintentional discharge of Pretti’s gun after it was taken from him.

Mother fuckers we ALL saw the videos. Pretti’s handgun was removed from him and carried across the street by an ICE agent, a full 10 seconds before the first shot was fired. Shit the fuck up with your lies. He did NOT have his gun on him at the time he was shot, there is NO way his weapon accidentally discharged and therefore caused the agents to react by shooting him

FUCK you leavitt

Edit: fine not a full 10 seconds. 3? 5? I’ve watched those videos enough times and don’t want to again. Call it “between 2 and 10”, whatever

…which the public will surely never see.

Nor do we need to because, you fucking idiots, your actions are recorded in detail from six angles (and counting)

Pics and video receipts, bitch

No. Fuck you

"Allow the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice to access voter rolls to confirm that Minnesota’s voter registration practices comply with federal law as authorized by the Civil Rights Act of 1960,” Bondi said in the letter, which was first obtained by Fox News.

You dumb as a rock beauty pageant wannabe, do you expect anyone to think you would come back with “Yep turns out the blue state did nothing wrong, perfectly compliant, no reason to escalate in Minnesota!”

Every single person with two brain cells to rub together knows exactly how this would go.

He would get booed but I’m pretttttty sure the network would find a way not to air it