Fake news. Ugly lies. It was the biggest and most beautiful parade ever. Everyone is saying it. No one has ever had a parade like this. They tell me Sir you parade had the most people at it in the history of parades. I have ordered the FBI and DHS to investigate and eliminate anyone that disagrees. It was a big beautiful parade.

You do when you are a MAGA cock gobbler and are going to deny this actually happened.

The 35 is vulnerable to passive infrared systems. Not to mention other issues.

He knows like 4 words and lies about everything. And, only cares about his ego. What do people expect.

Everyone has learned that Trump is an idiot. He can easily be manipulated and controlled. They all know this. Trump is the only one that doesn’t see it. He isn’t strong. They just let him think he is.

Well, great. Now what will I wear to look like a total idiot in public.

When the US says it wasn’t invoked, it means “yes, we are involved”

Trump will claim full responsibility for this. How it was his idea and plan. And how strong and tough he is. And then get the US directly involved, after Iran is defeated to brag how great he is.

Just steal it. If its an amazon original, they will cancel it after 2 seasons anyway.

No fucking shit. He is also pedo and everyone is okay with it apparently.

Fucking lights bulbs are designed to fail and we are okay with it. Why would anything change with phones.

You mean the company started by musks fucktoy is doing some fucked up things? I don’t believe you.

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Come on. We all know he uses WSL.

When do you think I browse the feds

Dude. If morons want to eat worm paste and drink bleach. Fucking let them.

Like why the fuck do we need warnings on everything. Gas can says don’t drink. If your dumbass wants to drink gas, let me get you a cup.

Don’t forget the millions for the penis parade. These two events alone are wasting 200 million. Be sure to call your rep and let them know you found negligent government spending.

His catheter bag maybe.

If someone at some random website wants to look at my weirdly specific collection of pictures. Let them.

The GOP special. “No homo”