Maybe next time around?

You’re probably thinking ew! Who would ever want that? They must have worked hard on the marketing side!

Well there was nothing better and everyone had a TV. So they had normal TV commercials for it.

PNW… The utility decided to take our power out. It was sort of local so not complaining too much.

I wanna be a handler!

…welcome Mr Robert Pinsky Minisky. I was sent here to pick you up from the airport on behalf of great Orange leader. Where would you like to go after we take you to your room we have meny park and a huge museum special for tourism entertainment.

Oh Costco? Mr, Robert! That’s for commoners. Let me show you the place we call store. Special for tourism!

I’m glad he finally got caught on something at least with significant jail time. But…hmm transportation for prostitution? Like if I was an uber driver and a prostitute called me over for a ride, I would be in it for 10 years if she was going to a place to have sex with a guy? Like WTF!!! When did that shit happen?? Do these criminals get to be president at least? Do it twice and that’s pretty much the rest of your useful life. Think about it, you’re affecting no one, you might not even be aware. The girl may just be a total skank doing free community service bothering no one…and you get 10 years for that? For a ride? They should work a little harder and get the other more aggravating charges to stick.

In other places a Nintendo rep sues you for playing Pacman.

The carcinogen is “1,4-dioxane” if you’re wondering.