Did they know Beowulf out was it just a nice sounding name? Because Grendel…wasn’t nice.

Got those crackhead eyes, bloodshot and crossed

Tracking

And yet nobody listens like they have something to learn. A dangerous combination.

That’s it, they’re all cancelled!

“our report was somewhat truth-adjacent”

Oh, he gives plenty of shits as anyone within a 10-foot radius could attest. Unfortunately they have never been about America either before or after this little event.

“for the last time…so far”

Worst gas station counter ever

No worries, you’ll get to it eventually

I wish I could forget the story so I could experience it again for the first time, enjoy it

“Google study shows”

Of all of his numerous crimes I think this one is the worst

“I’ve made a huge mistake”

-America, 2025

Heartbreaking. That poor child did nothing and yet this is what they get.

in legalese, that’s the “find out” from the latin “Fuck around and find out”

I do wonder if he bought Intel stock after saying that, knowing he’ll say the opposite next week and sell it right back.

From Goodfellas, that’s where my mind went.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw

I don’t know how he did it, but I felt so uncomfortable during that scene lol

I have no less than 7 VPNs installed on my work laptop, and I work for one single company.