I’ve heard evil twin before

Having piously attributed his inhumanly buff, conker-y body to the benefits of eating dicks and going on podcasts, it is proved that Johnson has, in fact, been injecting steroids to the tune of more than $11,000 a month.

Hahaha

if they want that

And there it is

Like getting blood on a uniform and getting ‘assaulting an officer’ added

blacks apparently

The woman’s teen daughter was left holding the woman’s baby and stood in front of the car in an apparent attempt to stop it. After handing the child to another person, she allegedly kicked the car—and was also reportedly arrested on four charges, including child endangerment. Police have not disclosed what happened to the baby afterward.

fuck you

The audit found that nearly 40% of all 650 evidence bags and almost a third of all firearms weren’t documented before being stored in the evidence room. There was also a wide array of evidence that appeared to be missing, including firearms, cash and illicit drugs.

better logistics exist in a teacher’s supply closet

“C’mon Greenland, don’t you want access to our soon to be gutted usps?”

‘refugees’ fuck off

should be ‘Staff who resist the elimination of the agency’ since that’s why hes replacing Cameron Hamilton

too busy picking up every farm and construction worker they can

republicans

Well yeah who’s gonna punish him? The federal government that put him there to do this?

How can there be an invalid vote? What does that mean?

The ‘no u’ defense doesn’t really work here

And rape of Palestine prisoners is a right worth rioting over

When doing your job is worthy of the courage award no wonder we’re fucked

One Democratic senator who requested anonymity to talk about the next presidential election gave a one-word answer when asked about whether Harris should take another shot at the presidency: “No.”

And then there’s Hickenlooper going " Gee whizz you never know, maybe?" Wow, really an article of all time

It seems those over in World aren’t as critical of the piece