I was surprised he didn’t “have no idea”

Ignoring that the “plan” was to make a show for the cameras and make money from the admittance fee.

I thought that happened after

Did you call him a douche?

You should have

Fallout Denver would be fun, there was already plans for one in project Van Buren. Denver has been overrun by feral dogs, and Boulder is beneath a giant impenetrable dome

More ‘backed by Iran’ before

“We did it Patrick”

He already did it before with Venezuela

Bahahaha

Feeling some variation of this

“Jeffery Epstein? The New York financier?”

Gave him a Starlight Tour https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saskatoon_freezing_killings?wprov=sfla1

But not in libraries in actual America

Slavery is explicitly illegal in all cases in Colorado

Colorado already has limited qualified immunity

Under Colorado Senate Bill 20-217, qualified immunity is not a defense to the civil action, and officers may be liable for up to $25,000 for knowingly unlawful actions. If the peace officer’s employer determines the officer did not act upon a good faith and reasonable belief that the action was lawful, then the peace officer is personally liable for 5 percent of the judgment (up to $25,000). A public entity does not have to indemnify a peace officer if the peace officer was convicted of a criminal violation for the conduct from which the claim arises.

Because of the depression Denver sits in, and the mountains and valleys that surround it, for a brief time a few years ago during wildfires Denver had the worst air quality on the planet

Another nottheonion worthy story https://coloradosun.com/2025/07/22/jared-polis-pedestrian-bridge-poll-results/

Just look at it. Bridge to nowhere over grass

“I feel very grateful,” said Beltrán. “The Mexican president should be praised to the skies for showing such concern and courage.”

Yes thanks Mexico. And to the US this is what losing power looks like

Can ram prices go down then?