Mommy Milkers

D vs B

I wonder which data centers with Chinese affiliations are in the way of Trump’s buddies’ data centers

And another one on, and another one on

Another one rides the bus!

Hey, it’s gonna get you, too.

Another one rides the bus!

From a distance and with no solid reasoning to back it up, if a coincidence seems that convenient, maybe there’s a cause?

Maybe a pissed viewer managed the leak?

A man can dream…

Loved the shit out of this. Barely remember it.

One thing I do remember is, get the salamander summon. It looked fucking awesome and hit everything

Only sort of related but this reminded me of something that struck me recently:

A great benefit of being dumb is never knowing something was too obvious to be worth logic

Often in comedies, there will be a scene where the dummy helps the genius reach some epiphany just by applying simple reasoning to a point the genius glossed over

I think this is pretty realistic

Grug make thinky box do good.

Grug too dumb to understand impossible.

Peers say server too weak for search. Grug write custom search. Customer happy. Boss happy. Peers say it fail edge case. Grug shrug.

Peers say web app can’t use CLI tool. Grug make extension. Customers happy. Boss happy. Peers say that cheating. Grug too dumb for rules.

Grug code small. Get used lots. Peers code big. Argue about reviews. Never get deployed.

Grug strongest there is

That’s not powerful enough, so you let the config files include conditionals.

NOPE! Nope. That’s the too far point. Abort. Abandon ship. Start over.

“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a professional interviewee.”

Hear hear!

I’m on team, “Who gives a fuck?”

To some this is blasphemous

Our company has seen long and bloody wars fought over the semicolon

Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got 'til it’s gone?

When you’re wearing a skirt, you’re always flashing the USB stick