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Cake day: September 27th, 2023
  • D_C@lemm.eetoWorld News@lemmy.ml•Trump announces that the USA has bombed Iranian nuclear sites.
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    9 months ago

    "Ok Google. Send a tweet to xhitter. Say…

    I am going to put certain WORDS in CAPS to accentuate them for REASONS that no one can really understand. Then I’m going to SPOUT bullshit about the traitors flying high miles away from any DANGER but I’ll laughingly call them HEROIC and PATRIOTIC.
    Then I’ll touch my little mushroom peepee and do a nazi salute to MYSELF in the MIRROR.
    Thank you for your attention to my EGO!!!

    Send tweet.

    Right, where the little kiddies at? I’m feeling super viagra masculine today!! Shit, how do I delete this. No, stop. Don’t send. Everyone IGNORE that last bit about the kiddies!! Phew, got away with that! Hegseth. HEGSETH. change me, I’ve shit myself again. Get right in there and clean the folds."

  • D_C@lemm.eetoPeople Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Trump could face another impeachment
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    9 months ago

    I completely agree.
    However, this is exactly what he wants. The more tired we all become of his bullshit and the more we wave it away then the more bullshit he pulls, and gets away with.

    If someone, anyone, had given him any consequences to his actions over the past few decades he wouldn’t be like he is. If just one person took him outside and beat the living fuck out of him then I feel things would be different.
    Things definitely wouldn’t be like they are now. They may not be much better, but they would be better.

    Again, I agree it’s tiring. But I also think we shouldn’t give up.
    So I hope you, and anyone who reads this, starts to feel less of “this is tiring!” And more of “this is tiring l… but we can’t let that rich obese orange rapist drag me down and get away with it!”

    Don’t give up!! Fight him. Pull him up on every single thing and ridicule him.

  • D_C@lemm.eetoGames@lemmy.world•10 years later, no one has replicated Rocket League's mojoEnglish
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    9 months ago

    I bought the game about 6 months after it was released and I had over 3000 hours in that game before I stopped playing a few years back.

    The first 1200+ hours was in Snowday alone, and I doubt I’ll ever have as much fun in a video game than I did in that mode. I started to play all the modes plus the steam workshop mods (for hundreds of hours) just to get better car control to play Snowday.
    Unfortunately at the end it was all competitive and it had started to be more of a chore than fun but I stand by those first thousands of hours at the most fun I’ve ever had.

    Hell, most of the time even the losing part of Snowday was enjoyable when playing against and with the right people.

  • D_C@lemm.eetopolitics @lemmy.world•Trump privately approved attack plans for Iran pending final order, WSJ reports
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    9 months ago

    Picture the scene.

    Two aides bursts in to the oval office to find the orange buffoon eating crayons. The smell of McDonald’s follows the aides in to the room and wafts towards the most stupid ‘president’ ever…
    {P01135809 eyes widen as he sniffs the air}
    “Sir…” eye rolls the first aide “can we attac…”
    Chunky boy spits out the crayons and blurts, "Big Mac? It’s…is it Big Mac time?
    “Soon, ‘sir’,” retorts the aide with another eye roll, “but first we need to…”
    {P01135809 sniffs the air again}. “It’s Big Mac time. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac time!” He sings while doing a pointy finger dance.
    “Yes, soon…‘Sir’, Iran is looking quite brown, sign this so can we attack Iran with…”
    {P01135809 sniffs the air again. Drool is now dripping from his puckered bottom lip}
    “Yes, YES. whatever, do it, do anything, just get me my big macs, FFS!!”
    “If to say so. Sign here now and you’ll also get an apple pie.”
    {P01135809 scribbles on to a piece of paper}
    “BRING IN THE BIG MACS!”

    Both aides leave the room.
    “Did he. Did he just agree to a war for a…”
    “I always ask him these type of questions when the Macdonald’s arrives! He’ll agree to anything when he’s hangry.”