Luckily you have a shitload of them sonsabitches to choose from. Be careful though, some of them fuck’en fuckers just want your money. Pert near a scam if you ask me but you didn’t ask me now did ya!

Now get in the pot you old cantankerous sumbitch! Gonna take a shitload of seasoning!

Long story but mainly lost everything up north when the steel mills laid off many thousands back in 82 when china was outselling the US on steel. Moved down here and fell in love with the country. Just not the people.  Good thing I’m not a people person. 

The name given to trump after his leaked bus story of how he can just grab at women’s crotch’s.

As a matter of fact, I do! And I moved here from Chicago about 40 years ago and landed right in the middle of Magaland. I just lay low and listen to the ignorant dingleberry’s ramble on about how great Lord Feltersnatch is!

I’ve voted against this prick for over thirty five years. At least the traitorous sumbitch will kick the bucket before I do!

Hell, I retired at 55 so I could enjoy the rest of my life and I’m just upper white trash!

Someone start the water boiling. It’s time to start prepping the turtle soup!

Right Trash shit talk! The ignorant reality tv loving sonsabitches ain’t gonna like reality when election time comes around!

The only trading I’ve done is outside at a flea market! I’m innocent I tell ya!

Fuck that fucking fucker to the highest of Fuckativity!

No, I was actually searching for pics of Tates dick!

So why am I now thinking about Tates dick?

Fuck that fucking fucker to the highest of Fuckativity!

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“Well doggies, Ain’t that something!”

        ~Jed Clampett~

“The less you know, The less you have to do!”

                 ~MAGA~

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A merica!

Well he’s obviously stoned!