Can I recommend the backhand lick slap?

The worst part about him winning the election is that you can’t escape his bullshit.

Double knots are the worst. So hard to untie. Try Ian’s Secure Knot

For slippery shoelaces that seem to come undone all the time, I’m so happy I learned Ian’s Secure Knot. It’s very strong, but still comes undone easily only if you pull on both of the lace endings at the same time. Pulling on one end won’t cause the knot to come undone. Once you’re practiced, it only takes a bit longer to tie than a regular shoelace knot.

Bob - Weird Al Yankovic might be up your alley.

Technically if you noticed the problem, you were part of the DDOS and were part of the attack.

But seriously, get of of X if you’re on it.

Why would anyone ask any question in lemmy comments? They can just google it.

Sometimes it’s fun to ask questions.

I’ve seen a number of comments with a visible edit that have an even split between down and up votes. I can only assume the edit worked. Not like votes mean anything on Lemmy. It’s kinda nice not having the overall “karma” visible at all times.

UBRICS

Uber icks

Don’t be talking about socioeconomic stuff either.

Suddenly the US is paying everyone to take their shit.

Tax breaks for the rich of course!

Ah shit, I scheduled a dentist appointment for that day.

DuckDuckGo is pretty easy to switch to. You can go to settings and disable AI chat in it.

I was hoping for a pog war. I hear the pog of war makes things very tricky.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure there was a religious reason behind it. I’m not religious myself anymore but grew up in a very religious area, specifically Mennonite, but not the old order kind. Gambling was a sin and therefore anything associated with gambling like cards and dice were sinful by extension.

I once had a professor who very seriously apologized to the class for bringing up a certain topic. It was playing cards. We were learning about probability. I was shocked that he thought he had to apologize about something I’ve played with my whole life.

You have no power here! I use a standing desk.

Why are you linking to a known Nazi website?

Def Jam 2: Fight for NY. It’s basically like some of the older WWF wresling games where there can be 4 fighters at a time, but you can only be targetting one at a time. But all the fighters are rappers. The finishing moves are awesome!