Giving you contradictory orders is standard operating procedure whenever cops need an excuse to abuse or kill you:

Cop1: “Get on the ground!”

Cop2: “Don’t move!”

Cop1: “I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!”

Cop2: “I SAID DON’T F*CKING MOVE!”

But hey, you were being “uncooperative” and that’s what the record will show, even though it’s literally impossible to follow both orders at the same time.

bAcK tHe BlUe

I want to kick all those damn signs down.

I just need to check inside ya asshole