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Honestly I would play with that all night and the girl can F off
“Oh, that? That’s just my buddy, Escargot Robbie. What do you mean that’s weird?”
Biggest green flag ever!
Oh no
I just are a grape
Decoy snail
That’s how you turn a date into a relationship.
So she uses a plastic snoil instead of a real one?? Meh, orange flag.
Or maybe French flag if she kept eating the real ones.