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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Breaking the cycle seems impossible

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Breaking the cycle seems impossible

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Drew Belloc@programming.dev
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    Have you tried not meeting someone, they will never leave that way

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Brilliant!

  • Turun@feddit.de
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    If your house is mostly made of wood the same applies to you.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      My house is mostly lego

  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    What kind of sick Lego minifig makes a house out of arm leg and torso pieces? You’re made of carbon and so is your house, but that doesn’t mean it’s made of flesh. Now they do use amputated legs as mech hands and decapitated heads as nice railings, but not houses.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Lol true, but also I’d say that a Lego person and a Lego brick are closer to each other than I am to drywall.

      • Laura@lemmy.ml
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        not if I burn you

        • StarkestMadness@lemmy.world
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          note to self 📖🖋️ Watch out for Laura.

          • Laura@lemmy.ml
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            too late I’m in your walls muahahahaha

          • Hyggyldy@sffa.community
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            It’s true. I met Laura once. She ate my baby.

        • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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          Good luck. I’m mostly asbestos.

          • Laura@lemmy.ml
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            tasty cancer wool

  • Lmaydev@programming.dev
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    We’re carbon based lifeforms living in houses made from carbon.

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    Reminds me of the classic cyanide and happiness comic: https://explosm.net/comics/kris-gingerbread

    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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      The carbon based man sits in a carbon based house…

      It is only to the outside, non-gingerbread/lego/carbon observer, that it appears weird.

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    ginger bread

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Like, for red-haired people?

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    I once had someone come visit my place and the first thing they did was laugh their ass off because I had anal beads just hanging off the shower hook. Terminally single, baybeeeee-!

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