Have you tried not meeting someone, they will never leave that way
Brilliant!
If your house is mostly made of wood the same applies to you.
My house is mostly lego
What kind of sick Lego minifig makes a house out of arm leg and torso pieces? You’re made of carbon and so is your house, but that doesn’t mean it’s made of flesh. Now they do use amputated legs as mech hands and decapitated heads as nice railings, but not houses.
Lol true, but also I’d say that a Lego person and a Lego brick are closer to each other than I am to drywall.
not if I burn you
note to self 📖🖋️ Watch out for Laura.
too late I’m in your walls muahahahaha
It’s true. I met Laura once. She ate my baby.
Good luck. I’m mostly asbestos.
tasty cancer wool
We’re carbon based lifeforms living in houses made from carbon.
Reminds me of the classic cyanide and happiness comic: https://explosm.net/comics/kris-gingerbread
The carbon based man sits in a carbon based house…
It is only to the outside, non-gingerbread/lego/carbon observer, that it appears weird.
ginger bread
Like, for red-haired people?
I once had someone come visit my place and the first thing they did was laugh their ass off because I had anal beads just hanging off the shower hook. Terminally single, baybeeeee-!