Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Badonkatonk

Colonel, I’m trying to sneak this tank into position, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clank of my butt cheeks keeps alerting the infantry!

Imma wank to that tank

I wonder how many people find it funny to slap this on the rump as they walk past? Because I would.