Schrödinger’s Quantum Theory of Technical Prowess. The user is both infinitely capable and infinitely stupid until observed, in which case the system collapses into only the stupid state.

Happened to me at topgolf. I’m not a golfer at all but was somehow hitting shot after shot while everyone was busy drinking and chatting. One person noticed and next thing I know everyone was watching my next shot. Well that next swing didn’t hit the ball at all.

Sometimes it’s enough if I myself watch

For me it’s sex

Are you the bear or the fish?