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“I… I have a problem. Every now and then I… I… I need to consume blueberries. If I don’t, something terrible will happen.”
You made me wake the cat, with how hard I laughed at this. Dear lord. Gonna quote this every time I buy or ask for any sort of fruit for the rest of my life. And I love me the FUCK out of some fruit
You’ll start to oxidize?
Oompa Loompa …
Here Gale, take this childs charm bracelet I found in a basement. Don’t die.
Goddamn I love goodberries.
Berries and cream, berries and cream!
